now we like you dust bowl babies but don't get too puffed up over a few wins in the white trash contests... we have the simpson sisters, winona ryder, elizabeth fucking taylor, I would also note none of Paris Hilton's vacation homes are in okieland, my god if mariah carey didn't live in NYC we'd have everyone who is Anyone
and winona shoplifting is so much more sophisticated... not to mention Jessica Simpson not knowing she was eating tuna and her sister dancing a jig when she gets caught lip-synching... At least Paris made a good video! Don't forget they have already tried to blow up Oklahoma...
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now we like you dust bowl babies but don't get too puffed up over a few wins in the white trash contests...
we have the simpson sisters, winona ryder, elizabeth fucking taylor, I would also note none of Paris Hilton's vacation homes are in okieland, my god if mariah carey didn't live in NYC we'd have everyone who is Anyone
Oklahoma is the new Arizona
we'll always have the Flaming Lips.
don't forget you've got
color me bad
gary busey
the hanson brothers
garth brooks
I say it's time to blow up the state. Leave now!
and winona shoplifting is so much more sophisticated... not to mention Jessica Simpson not knowing she was eating tuna and her sister dancing a jig when she gets caught lip-synching...
At least Paris made a good video!
Don't forget they have already tried to blow up Oklahoma...
try harder
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