4.1.06

Doh!

I have to say my students are not very bright sometimes. I caught two (seniors) looking up the word plot in one of my French dictionaries, because they didn't know what it meant. Another kid asked me if I still went to college, because I had a baby when I was 19. This was just the last 30 minutes of my day. We were learning nationalities in one of my French classes, and they had to match the nationality w/ the city... none of them knew Beijing, Havanna, Bruxelles, or Geneva...very few knew Tokyo or Montreal. Scary, eh? Someone has there work cut out for them next year.
Caleb and Chloe did well last night, we'll see how it goes, I suppose.
We are back to a routine now...took Dy and Li to occupational and speech therapy today and they were glad to get back. Dylan took off his socks and climbed into this great big tub of rice and I poured more rice down his shirt. I have to say I was jealous. We used to have a tub of pinto beans in his room, but there were too many times that we would find him naked, curled up in the tub. There's nothing worse than finding a butt bean in your shoe. He outgrew the tub, but it provided hours of cheap entertainment. He kind of reminds me of Amélie.
Ok, my timer's beeping...dinner is ready!
~me
ps thanks Polly

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This picture disturbs me on so many levels. I'm sorry you're students are so ignorant, try not to call them names to their faces. Less than half a year left, just breathe deeply and count to 100.

7:14 PM  
Blogger lua said...

yeah, polly sent me the pic. do you think she nairs her ass? (the girl in the pic, not polly) glad to see you are commenting again. we have missed you.i called my students losers today, does that count? they were trying to leave early, so i said "get back here right now, ya losers!" i also told one kid he was the worst aide i've ever had. i sent him away to roam the halls, like all good teacher's aides should. we were going over the top 100 movies of all time (my hummanities class) and he had a comment on every one. so i informed him that i work alone and he needed to find his own gig. i don't need no ed mcman. i think i am going to show thwe wizard of oz (#6) i am tired of them complaining about cit. kane. i think we'll do it sans pink floyd, although they are all stoned, anywho- so it really doesn't matter.

8:44 PM  
Blogger OKRyan said...

"Butt bean in the shoe" maybe the funniest sentence ever typed...

9:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't stop staring at this picture. I'm just totally fascinated by it. How, why? How much did that hurt getting it done? Wha?

11:12 PM  
Blogger lua said...

no- he is my aide, not a student and it was not the same class. the geography challenged class is my frech 2 whereas the aide is in my humanities class. his job is to grade, run errands, make copies, etc. not make smart-ass comments while i am teaching. it is the amer film inst. list i have no books, so i have to use whatever resources i can for that class.

7:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Still staring at it.

8:02 AM  
Blogger kingdomforavoice said...

I wonder if she drew it on herself, that would be impressive. Maybe it is a birth mark!

8:43 AM  
Blogger kingdomforavoice said...

There is a joke about being blown by homer in here somewhere.

8:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And I'm still staring at...can you imagine what it looks like during sex. Homer is eating dick.

12:49 PM  
Blogger OKRyan said...

like the "Stone Cutters"?

4:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

damn! You mean this shit comes off...now I've lost all respect for this girl. She is dead to me now. Dead! No longer will I stare at amazment! No more.

5:01 PM  

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