While flying over Metropolis, Superman sees Wonder Woman lying on her back, spread-eagled on top of a building, totally nude.
Superman swoops down on top of Wonder Woman and begins to screw her. When finished, he rolls off of her and says, "Wow! That was the best and tightest sex I've ever had!"
Wonder Woman says, "I just wonder if the Invisible Man will ever be able to walk again?"
It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much! A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up." After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
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What would you get if Batman and Robin were run over by a herd of stampeding elephants?
Flatman and Ribbon.
While flying over Metropolis, Superman sees Wonder Woman lying on her back, spread-eagled on top of a building, totally nude.
Superman swoops down on top of Wonder Woman and begins to screw her. When finished, he rolls off of her and says, "Wow! That was the best and tightest sex I've ever had!"
Wonder Woman says, "I just wonder if the Invisible Man will ever be able to walk again?"
Did one of your students draw that?
Who's the artist?
Not me
Never
It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me.
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you?
Pupil: Not very much!
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up."
After a few seconds, little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"
"No, ma'am," he says, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."
i think spanksdia drew it. he sent it to me.
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