yellow is nice.
One saggy boob says to the other, "We better get some support soon, or they'll think we're nuts!"
posted by lua at 13:09
1.2.06
One saggy boob says to the other, "We better get some support soon, or they'll think we're nuts!"
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How are a texas tornado and a tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
How many Texans does it take to water a horse?
Two. One to hold its head under water, one to suck on its ass.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
What do Oklahomans call Foreplay??
Get in the Truck Bitch!
What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker??
Hop IN!
When the next earthquake strikes San Francisco, why will the gay men be the
first to evacuate?
They've already got their shit packed.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
what do you call a 500 lb.hooker?
broke.
no lawyer jokes?
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Lawyers in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives.
When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to be married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought about it and agreed, but said they would have to wait.
It was almost one hundred years later when St. Peter sent for them. They were married in a simple ceremony.
So things went on, for thirty years or so, but they determined, in this time, that eternity was best not spent together.
They went back to St. Peter, and said, "We thought we would be happy forever, but now we believe that we have irreconcilable differences. Is there any way we can get divorced?"
"Are you kidding?" said St. Peter. "It took me a hundred years to get a priest up here to marry you. I'll never get a lawyer!"
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