eat my shorts
Church smurch. If truth be told, everything my kids learned about life is from the Simpsons. I have to go now, Chloe has written a play and I am the queen. Mark's a robot. On a side note, Caleb created a pooper-scooper from a plastic water bottle today. Dylan just opened all the presents under the tree, and Liam is wearing six shirts and singing "Feliz Navidad". Life is good. If I didn't have a rodent in my chest, it would be perfect.
posted by lua at 16:16
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Hello, i'm the master robot and i get to cut someone in half and then punch them in the face.
Everything's coming up Milhouse!
Release the hounds!
I ate the purple berries...they taste like burning.
I dwell in the house of the lord
Milhouse said : "No You Don't"
Ratdog :"yes I do"
Millhouse:"No you don't"
R: "yes i do"
M No you don't
Ah the Lord of the Rat
Take the to thy shelter
Can't you hear the cries of fair Lisa?
She is in the east
While Milhouse is in the west
The flies they burn
All night they churn
Seymour, Carl, Ralph
they give me candy in my mouth
But, don't eat the purple ones
why am i holding the bowl bart, why am i holding the bowl?
that was mark's line. he did in fact defeat the mighty rock star(caleb) but then... the littlest rock star (liam) took him down. she said that last night was the rehearsal. the show is sat.
go to http://www.sapulpadailyherald.com/local/local_story_339153642.html
to read an article about france according to me according to john mckracken. it's a fine journalistic work of fiction. i actually said some of it. enough to make it believable.
I am suing that little rat McCracken. He write like such a little girlie boy but that's no covered in the libel laws.
I am still supreme over Adam Sandler who is not an auteur just an actor - there is absolutely no truth to the report nor will sandler ever rise to my position the french not only kiss my ass they treasure my exhaust fume.
yes i was underage. i was 15
it was actuall 16 years ago when i went the 1st time. the friends i still talk to i met 14 years ago.
Ah yes II remember it wel mon cheri
I was up by the bell tower staring down at your buttercup booboos
and then down in the underground passage looking up through the graits up your skirt
at the prettiestlittle ass I ever did
see
oh your boobies and the bells
and your bottom it was swell
and the green grass grpows all around
all around
the greengrass grows all around
O LuLu
Je tu veux au-dessus de mon genou
newer new message for you lulu in you know
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